January 2011
I've got good news and bad news..
Bad news? Ones Internet is down at the moment.
Good news? I no longer smell like a warm rabbit.
My Dashboard thing gets more action than I do..
(and thats not exactly a festival of..action)
Might aswell get a few things out in the open..
I dislike almost everything.
And yes, I can confirm Lottie is indeed as youthful as sperm.
“It’s queer how the thing what attracted you to someone is the same as what you...”
– Lionel Shriver
Hitting the bottle tonight..
God help you all.
“I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.”
– Audrey Hepburn
“People don’t deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front...”
– Louis-Ferdinand Céline
I smell like a hot Rabbit right now.
“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.”
– Holly Black
“Pressure is something you feel when you don’t know what the hell...”
– Peyton Manning
“The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether...”
– Rachel Vincent
Listen
Grapes make my teeth hurt..
but i try to eat more anyway. Approaching the situation in different ways. As if changing the speed of the chew will change the outcome.
“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.”
– Holly Black
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
– Will Rogers
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
– George Carlin
“Don’t be so humble - you are not that great.”
– Golda Meir
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you...”
– Henny Youngman
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you...”
– Henny Youngman
“Pressure is something you feel when you don’t know what the hell...”
– Peyton Manning
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
– Will Rogers
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
– George Carlin
“The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether...”
– Rachel Vincent
“Don’t be so humble - you are not that great.”
– Golda Meir
I smell like mud right now.
Like, clean mud. Not that I smell clean. Just like…a dirty clean. Im at the clean spectrum of the dirt scale.
